So Fucking Alpha

douchev — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 21:16:12 +0000

Mocking people because of how they look in order to make oneself feel better. SO FUCKING ALPHA.

He is DEFINITELY not gay!

douchev — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 14:01:19 +0000

Poor guy – he has to make it abundantly and explicitly clear that he is not gay and knows nothing about gay male flirting. Of course, nobody would ever, EVER question his sexuality. Why? Because he’s SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Balls

douchev — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:22:23 +0000

Check out this new one crying for politicians to stand up and say something about immigration.

“If only we had a few men with big brass ones like him on this side of the Atlantic…”

Clearly he doesn’t realize the stupidity of that statement and the fact that he includes himself in his sentiment. Yes, if only there were men who stood up for what they believed! Where might we find them? Clearly not at the Chateau, which is currently populated by cowards unwilling to lift a finger to do what is right.

So. Fucking. ALPHA.

Crying a River

douchev — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:34:24 +0000

I’m sad. I don’t have anything to do. Wah wah wah. Oh, I’m going to post it on my blog so all my friends can read about how sad I am. SO FUCKING ALPHA.

bubbly

douchev — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:57:43 +0000

Freak out, scream, hit girls, all over cheap champagne. SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

douchev — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:56:28 +0000

“The odds are simply not in my favor. Going for a relationship with a girl who has had a few dozen large cocks before me just doesn’t make a lot of sense as I would be paying more for a product that has been at a heavy discount (or free) for so many years before.”

Yes – when a girl knows what she’s missing, you’re not going to feel very good about yourself. Admitting that you aren’t too big is SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Ahahahahahaha

douchev — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:23:21 +0000

I apparently didn’t follow the Roissy/Lady Raine saga closely enough. Regardless, I found it through this post, and then found Lady Raine’s post. I can just see him calling up the Globe and Mail and begging them to take down his information, then frantically searching through his posts and deleting them. SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Manly Man

douchev — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:00:59 +0000

“I hid in my closet and curled into a fetal position.”

“If I am exposed to the brutalities of war for an extended period of time I’m certain I would be permanently damaged. Someone slammed a car door… fire in the hole!”

And this guy keeps on going on about what a man he is. SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Pedophile?

douchev — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:19:31 +0000

This guy fantasizes about 16-year-old girls’ bodies. SO FUCKING ALPHA.

What a man.

douchev — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:17:49 +0000

This guy has minions who go out creeping through other peoples’ yards to take pictures, then posts the pictures online for a bunch of beta followers to comment on. SO FUCKING ALPHA.