Girls flake on him so much that he has deep, deep thoughts about it.  It’s not that he’s a douche.  It’s that he is SO.  FUCKING.  ALPHA.

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Add a comment February 12, 2013

Posts for the sake of posts

Believing that fictional characters are historical, in a post that reads like a girl’s magazine.  SO.  FUCKING.  ALPHA.

Add a comment February 11, 2013

Willful ignorance of facts and blind racism.  SO.  FUCKING.  ALPHA.

Add a comment February 11, 2013

Psychotic, poorly written conspiracy theories.  SO.  FUCKING.  ALPHA.  

Add a comment February 8, 2013

Mocking people because of how they look in order to make oneself feel better.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment June 17, 2011
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He is DEFINITELY not gay!

Poor guy – he has to make it abundantly and explicitly clear that he is not gay and knows nothing about gay male flirting.  Of course, nobody would ever, EVER question his sexuality.  Why?  Because he’s SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment June 14, 2011

Balls

Check out this new one crying for politicians to stand up and say something about immigration.

“If only we had a few men with big brass ones like him on this side of the Atlantic…”

Clearly he doesn’t realize the stupidity of that statement and the fact that he includes himself in his sentiment.  Yes, if only there were men who stood up for what they believed!  Where might we find them?  Clearly not at the Chateau, which is currently populated by cowards unwilling to lift a finger to do what is right.

So.  Fucking.  ALPHA.

Add a comment December 6, 2010

Crying a River

I’m sad.  I don’t have anything to do.  Wah wah wah.  Oh, I’m going to post it on my blog so all my friends can read about how sad I am.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment June 2, 2010

bubbly

Freak out, scream, hit girls, all over cheap champagne.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment March 8, 2010

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

“The odds are simply not in my favor. Going for a relationship with a girl who has had a few dozen large cocks before me just doesn’t make a lot of sense as I would be paying more for a product that has been at a heavy discount (or free) for so many years before.”

Yes – when a girl knows what she’s missing, you’re not going to feel very good about yourself.  Admitting that you aren’t too big is SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment February 10, 2010
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