I’m an expatriate.  I think it’s original and unique and SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment October 20, 2009

This is game?

Again, a self-described master of game can’t get girls to meet with him, or they flat-out lie to him with the intention of never seeing him or flat-out avoiding him.  SUCH TIGHT GAME.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment October 15, 2009

THIS is “Game.”

Despite being a self-described master of game, this guy apparently can’t get girls who speak his own language to listen to him.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment October 14, 2009

Math is so beta.

In my world, when you save $10,000 per month, twelve months per year, for thirty years, that equals $300,000.  The idea of 10,000 x 30 x 12 equaling, say, $3,600,000 is so beta.  And I’m not beta.  I’m SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment October 9, 2009

OMG!!!  CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES!!!  SO FUCKING ALPHA!!!

Add a comment October 7, 2009

Aqua socks.  Fear of pain.  Something called “Vibram Fivefingers” which is not, apparently, “herb.”  A purple shirt.  All in one post.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment October 6, 2009

“Glamours” Life

Misspelling, complaining, whining like a 3-year-old girl who can’t have a bottle of milk.  SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment October 1, 2009

Unintended slip

This guy thinks he understands women so well that he picks apart an article about how to deal with women.  One of the good parts:

“Buying tampons and other feminine products shouldn’t embarrass you –everyone knows they’re not for you.

“I actually once had a girlfriend leave me because I wouldn’t go into CVS to buy her tampons. That wasn’t the sole reason for the breakup, of course, but it was one straw too many on the camel’s back. If she’s with you, she buys the feminine products, and you buy the masculine products. This is the way of the universe. To do otherwise is the way of the eunuchracy.”

Yes, sir – you understand women very well.  In fact, you understand them so well that one dumped your ass for violating this rule, which you say doesn’t work.  Hmm…well, you’re still SO FUCKING ALPHA.

1 comment September 24, 2009

Beta of the Month

Just saw the voting open for Beta of the Month.  Surprisingly, this didn’t include the guy who found out his girlfriend spent a good portion of her life with guys she considered “fuck buddies,” then posted it on his blog for all the world to read. Why post it?  Because he’s SO FUCKING ALPHA.

Add a comment September 21, 2009

Submissiveness is Alpha

I’ll attack someone on my blog as quickly as anybody.  However, if they show any sort of negative reaction, I’ll go out of my way to back away, grovel, and try to save face by pretending I’m just like the guy attacking me.  Why?  Because I’m SO FUCKING ALPHA.

3 comments August 30, 2009

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